Tokio Hotel Family: You Know You're A TH Fan When…?
I saw this on Facebook! It’s so funny and SO SO SO true! It sort of made feel warm inside b/c we all (the family) do and thing the same things pretty much xD
• You would not be like Les afghans on tour
• You know all the band members full names
• You know that Bill is in fact a guy, and a sexy one at that
• You don’t like it when someone says Bill’s a girl and or gay
• You Don’t like Leah Miller,katy Perry and Perez Hilton
• You know that Tom is not a pervert , he’s just Tom.
• You know that tom is 10 minutes older than bill
• You know who Saki is
• You know what “R,S,G” is without thinking
• If you hate it when people Photoshop “Twincest” pictures (under discussion)
• You don’t consider Tokio Hotel an “Emo” group
• You Randomly speak German
• You have the power to turn all conversations into Tokio Hotel subjects
• You know who Jumbie is
• You say “Danke Brauni” when the persons name is not Brauni
• You’re non fan friends get annoyed that you talk about them so much
• Its hard to choose your favorite band member
• You watch THTV every Wednesday
• Saying “sexy” is just to plain , you have to say “Sexy Hexy”
• You have seen Tom sing “Sweet home Alabama”
• If someone says “ Bill, Tom,Georg or Gustav” your thoughts immediately go to Tokio Hotel
• You think Gustav isn’t quiet, just thinking about life.
• When Gustav does talk, its amazing
• You know how the name “Tokio Hotel” was established
• You know that in German Tokyo is actually spelt with an “I”
• If you have been to a concert, it was the best moment in your life.
• you love Bill’s dancing no matter what people say.
• You know the Star Search story
• You know that every one in the band has amazing hair including Gustav’s hat
• Watching Tokio Hotel videos on YouTube is the best part of your day
• Its hard to Imagine what it would be like if you didn’t discover Tokio Hotel, in fact you don’t want to think about it
• You know that Tom has over 70 caps
• You love all of them unconditionally
• You know that Georg’s hair always has to be perfect
• You have a wall in your room dedicated to them
• You know that GEORG is not George
• You know it’s “Euhm…” and not “umm….”
• You now love everything German
• You know the twins cant cook but can make “sauce”
• You convert people to Tokio hotel-ism
• You randomly laugh when you think of the funny things the boys have said
• When you step out side you say “Vat beautiful wetha , nice nice nice” no matter what the weathers like
• You know all the lyrics in English and German
• You have cried or almost cried to a Tokio hotel song
• When watching “spring nicht” you beg bill not to jump
• You love male Tokio Hotel fans
• You defend Tokio hotel to no end from no life haters
• You’re totally convinced Tokio hotel is made up of some kind of gods
• You LOVE bill’s Goldene kamera speech
• The Tokio hotel sign is EVERYWERE thanks to you
• You got excited when you found out they named a tropical storm Gustav and now Bill
• You make Tokio Hotel references without noticing
• Everything is a Monsoon. Even if its only windy
• In the middle of conversations you zone out, then say a random Tokio Hotel fact
• You have thought about or have put David Hasselhoff on you’re iPod or MP3 just for Georg
• You have put or thought about putting Nena on you’re iPod or MP3 just for Bill
• You have put or thought about putting Sammy Deluxe on you’re iPod or MP3 just for Tom
• You have put or thought about putting Foo Fighters on you’re iPod or MP3 just for Gustav
• You almost, wanted to, or even cried when Tokio Hotel won “best new artist” at the VMA’s
• You can recognize Bill’s voice any were and in any language
•You follow the guy’s advice on food
• You have named something Georg, Tom, Bill or Gustav
• You find it annoying when interviewers ask the same questions.
• You have heard those questions so many times you could answer them the same way the guys would
• When they smile you can’t help but to smile too
• When you try and do homework you get side tracked with Tokio Hotel stuff
• You can differentiate between Georg & Tom’s voices when they sing.
• You believed Bill when he said that Super Mario was real
• You know that even though Tom cuts small slices of cake, he’s "the master of cutting"
• If you had to buy Georg toilette paper, it would be Charmin Extra Strong
• You know/wonder how they made the "Rette Mich" music video
• You know that Bill is allergic to apples and mosquito’s
• You never thought you would, but you disagreed with Bill when he said that Georg was ugly.
when TH’s new CD comes out
•Tom’s abs=Life
•You discovered a new artist that you think is awesome, thanks to their amazing taste in music
• Random people at school try to piss you off by saying Tokio Hotel sucks
• You have sleepovers just to watch Schrei live DVD, or listen to their music
• you add/accept facebook requests from TH fans all over the world.
• You’re jealous of the people that get to
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i love this list! it is so true! i always zone out and think of tokio hotel stuff then say, i just had a Tokhotbuz
and my friends go what was it about and they pretent to care roflmao.
i got 3 people liking tokio hotel this year. but they all like tom lol
everything but the concert thing is true
ICH LIEBE TOKIO HOTEL!!!!
since im a very recent fan, some of this i had not done yet, but i will!
Hahah
Thats so funny and so true
”When they smile you can’t help but to smile too”
”You have named something Georg, Tom, Bill or Gustav” I do!!!
”Random people at school try to piss you off by saying Tokio Hotel sucks” They send me videos photoshopped of Bill and Tom having sex!!They believe its true but it looks so obviously fake! KMT
so true
I agree with all of them.
Haha.. i’m going to try to comment on all of them..i’m bored. :p
1. So true! Stupid stalkers.






It’s the theme song. LOL.


2. Yup!
3. VERY sexy.
4. My biggest pete peve!
5. Ugh. I hate Leah Miller…i’m ashamed she’s a Canadian like me. :p
6. Tom is tom. :p
7. Duh, Tom is the older yet shorter one. Haha.
8. Saaaakiii!!!
9. READY SET GO, IT’S TIME TO RUN. :p
10. Twincest is just….ugh.
11. Yeah! There is nothing emo about TH..I don’t get it!
12. Ja….. of course! :p
13. Haah, my friends hate that about me..one minut we’re talking about makeup and next thing you know it we’re watching a video of "how to do Bill K. eye makeup" LOL.
14. Jumbiiiieee. ^_^
15. I said that to the school janitor last year, haha!
16. ALL THE TIME.
17. Yeah! Sometimes I love Gustav..then it’s Bill, Tom and then randomly Georg. :p
18. There was no THTV this wednesday..my world stopped!
19. Sexyyyy hexy. :p
20. Haha, he’s like: "Shhveeet home Alabaaaamaaa!"
21. Always! :p
22. Gustav is always thinking…lol.
23. I love his shy voice..he’s so nervous. :p
24. Yup. And yet at EVERY interview people ask them how they came up with them name. :p
25. Yes. They are not idiots, they just spelled it in German! ;p I always explain it to people.
26. Not only the best moment, the highlite of my LIFE!
27. & I like it when Bill dances with his butt facing the audiance. ^_^ Haha.
28. It’s raining men!
29. Haha..Gustav. :p
30. Yup! I watch Monsoon everyday, it’s like my tradition. I can’t go on without it.
31. & I know that he keeps them in a suitcase. Lucky hats! :p
32. I love them more than Edward loves Bella. And the freaking dude is obsessed with her. LOL.
33. Perfect..like pin drop perfect. :p
34. Wow, I actually do! I have 2 posters, magazine cut outs, a collage, and Tom’s towel that I caught during a concert!!! :p
35. Mhhm, it’s pronounced GAY-ORG. :p
36. Haha…"euhm…..euhm…ja"
37. Yes! And i’m angry at my mom and dad from moving from there. We used to live in Germany. :p
38. Yup..their "special" sauce. :p
39. Haha..i’ve converted my best friend and brother. Muahhaha, I feel like a cult leader.
40. Yup!
41. I’ve done that a few times. :p
42. Wir ham uns, wir ham angst, wir kommen nirgendwo an, wir sind Trrrrrrauuummerrrr! :p
43. Psht, I even cried for Automatic. Tears of joy though. Haha. :p
44. Awww, I always get sad when I watch Spring Nicht.
45. Duh. Guys with good taste in music. <3
46. I will defend them like there’s no tmrw.. bring it on hates! :p
47. Honestly…how could 4 perfect boys unite and make such amazing music? It’s godly. :p
48. Haha.."we’re 4 good reasons not have children" …loved that speech!!
49. Oh yeah…people thought it was some religous thing. LOL.
50. Woah, I didn’t know that one. :p
51. Yesss, all the time!
52. OMG….Monsoon is the soundtrack of my life. :p
53. Haha… like "did you know Bill’s pants are red, damn I love them." :p
54. Okay.. i’m not really a David fan. :p
55. I have Nena on my ipod! :p
56. I’ve listened to him. :p
57. Yup…they’re not that bad. Thank you Gusti!
58. I cried like a damn chocolate fountain!!
59. Even if it were in Scandanavian! Is that even a language? :p
60. Mmm, especially Bill and all the canddyyy! O_O
61. Yeep, I named my fish Gusti. :p
62. Ugh, yes! Like they always ask the "how did you come up with the name Tokio Hotel?" question.
63. Yup!!
64. Ahhhh! I LOVE their smiles. So cute!! ^_^
65. Always. :p Whether it’s finding the right TH song to listen to at that moment or an update on tokiohotelnetwork. Haha!
66. Yup! Tom sounds like a deeper version of Bill!
67. What…….he’s not real? :’( :p
68. Haha. He can cut me some cheescake anyday.
69. ALWAYs. Charmin ultra, less is more.
70. I still wonder…. :p
71. Yup. I’m alergic to mosquitos too!!
72. HEY! Georg is one sexy hunk!
73. Tom’s abs, face, hands, legs, hair, voice, EVERYTHING=LIFE
74. I like foo fighters thanks to Gusti.
75. UGHHH. It’s soo annoying. >_>
76. Haha, I have sleepovers and *force* my friends to listen to TH and watch videos.
77. Yup! And anyone from TH family can add me.. just email me and i’ll send you the link. :p
Hurrah! I love Tokio Hotel for the above 77 reasons. :p
haha they’re all so true! xD
except the concert one.
I haven’t been to a TH concert yet…
but when I do it will be the best day of my life!
I’m A bit bored Also, But I loved commenting on these things! :D.
1. I’d be glad if they were off the face of the earth. xD. [not to be mean.]
2. Heck yeah! Such Great names too!
3.HELL YEAH! ^.^ Excuse me, I lost my cool for a second. xD.
4. I get Furious! [Mad times 3] lol.
5. Not Really.
6. Yes, I know that for a fact!
7. Yep! One of the first Facts I knew When I first got into TH!
8. Ehh… His he a Japanese guy? xD. [obviously I don't know.]
9. Ehh…
10. Yes. I dislike it.
11. Never! They are not emo.
12.Haha I always say "no" and stuff in German a lot. So Yes. xD.
13. Yes, with myself I guess. [I'm not weird, or need help =P.] I don’t have one single Friend who likes TH! =\
14. OMG! Jumbie is so cute! It’s his toy Plane! :3
15 Ehh I say Danke, does that count? LOL.
16. Yeah, But I don’t care.
17. YES! I like Bill, Gerog, Gustav and Tom! So I guess all of them!
18. I’m trying! I’m usually busy On A Wensday though. =\
19. I do some times XD.
20. LOL So Cute!
21. Yes, It’s Automatic! =P
22. He seems he has a lot of thoughts running through his mind!
23. Yes, it’s very amazing!
24. YES! One of the second facts I knew when I first got into TH!
25. Sadly I didn’t know that. -Hides Face In Shame.-
26. No! I want to though. It would be the best memory I would have.
27. I love it! It’s so cute! ^.^
28. Yes! I also watched Video’s on it in Myspace.
29. Yepper’s! Gustav’s hat is Kawaii!
30.- I watch about 3. So yes, best part of my day!
31. Yeah I had a nightmare I woke up and someone said Tokio hotel, and I had no idea what they were talking about! D: -Shivers-.
32. I always thought he had 40… my bad! =S
33. YES! and It doesn’t matter what they do!
34.Hehe =P.
35. I am Working on that! It’s hard to find posters =S.
36. Haha I know! It’s so Unique and awesome!
37. I think I’ll use "Euhm…" more xD. but no I didn’t know XD.
38. Yes!
39. Ehh…no I didn’t..
40.Sometimes. I did converted my one friend, but She switched to Russian pop group =( lol.
41. Yes!
42. No, But I’m going to! I like it when people stare at me weird when i say things like that!
43. Yes well about 4 songs.
44. By Your side makes me cry!
45. Haha Yeah! I was like "BILL NOOO! D:" "DON’T JUMP!"
46.Hehe they rock. ^.^
47. Heck Yeah. I get so Defensive and mad lol.
48. lol they have to be! xD.
49. *cries*, I haven’t got to hear it yet.
I’ll answer this much hehe, I’m quite tired, or else I would answer all of them!
OHHH!!! A NEW ONE! THIS TOOK ME FOREVER TO RESPOND TO SO LOL READ IT AND I KNOW ALLCAPS ARE ANNOYING BUT OH WELL.
• You would not be like Les afghans on tour
SMEVIL SMITCHES!!
• You know all the band members full names
YUP!
• You know that Bill is in fact a guy, and a sexy one at that
THE SMEXYEST!
• You don’t like it when someone says Bill’s a girl and or gay
A-CAUSE THEY BE WRONG!!!
• You Don’t like Leah Miller,katy Perry and Perez Hilton
*GLARES*
• You know that Tom is not a pervert , he’s just Tom.
LOL YES, IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE BUT YES.
• You know that tom is 10 minutes older than bill
BEST INCLUSIVE 10 MINUTES THAT HISTORY EVER MADE (IGNORANT EXAGGERATION)
• You know who Saki is
BUT NOT WHY HE LEFT… FIRED/QUIT ???
• You know what “R,S,G” is without thinking
DUH!
• If you hate it when people Photoshop “Twincest” pictures (under discussion)
MEH, THEIR CHOICE OF WHAT TO DO… BILL DOESN’T MIND, IT’S THEIR BUSINESS
• You don’t consider Tokio Hotel an “Emo” group
NO MATTER WHAT ITUNES SAYS
• You Randomly speak German
ÄHM…JA!
• You have the power to turn all conversations into Tokio Hotel subjects
EVEN TRAFFIC. BECAUSE THE YELLOW LIGHT IS LIKE READY SET AND THE GREEN IS LIKE GO! AND REMEMBER THE TRAFFIC LIGHT TOM PUT ON HIS BLOG
• You know who Jumbie is
MEIN JUMBIE!
• You say “Danke Brauni” when the persons name is not Brauni
LOL NO, NOT THAT ONE
• You’re non fan friends get annoyed that you talk about them so much
…YEAH
• Its hard to choose your favorite band member
…NO, ONE OF THEM HAS A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART
• You watch THTV every Wednesday
NO, IT’S NOT ALWAYS EASY TO LOAD ON MY MAC
• Saying “sexy” is just to plain , you have to say “Sexy Hexy”
YES LOL, OR SMEXY
• You have seen Tom sing “Sweet home Alabama”
YES!
• If someone says “ Bill, Tom,Georg or Gustav” your thoughts immediately go to Tokio Hotel
LOL TOTALLY
• You think Gustav isn’t quiet, just thinking about life.
DUH!
• When Gustav does talk, its amazing
YESS!!
• You know how the name “Tokio Hotel” was established
MMHM.
• You know that in German Tokyo is actually spelt with an “I”
YEAH.
• If you have been to a concert, it was the best moment in your life.
SADLY I NEVER GOT TO
• you love Bill’s dancing no matter what people say.
LOL HIS DANCING HAS IMPROVED
• You know the Star Search story
AHHH, THE STARSEARCH STORY….
• You know that every one in the band has amazing hair including Gustav’s hat
LOL HIS HAT COUNTS AS HAIR
• Watching Tokio Hotel videos on YouTube is the best part of your day
YEP
• Its hard to Imagine what it would be like if you didn’t discover Tokio Hotel, in fact you don’t want to think about it
OH… MY LIFE WOULDN’T HAVE ALL MY AMAZING TOKIO HOTEL FAMILY IN IT!
• You know that Tom has over 70 caps
LOL YUP
• You love all of them unconditionally
I CAN FORGIVE WHEN THEY MESS UP…
• You know that Georg’s hair always has to be perfect
LOL YEAH
• You have a wall in your room dedicated to them
NO, THE POSTERS ARE TOO PRECIOUS TO PUT UP, BUT THE FLAG IS IN MY ROOM COVERING A WALL.
• You know that GEORG is not George
I HATE WHEN BILL AND TOM CALL HIM GEORGE
• You know it’s “Euhm…” and not “umm….”
ACTUALLY, IT’S ÄHM…
• You now love everything German
YUP
• You know the twins cant cook but can make “sauce”
THAT’S NOT TRUE!
• You convert people to Tokio hotel-ism
YEAH
• You randomly laugh when you think of the funny things the boys have said
TRUE…
• When you step out side you say “Vat beautiful wetha , nice nice nice” no matter what the weathers like
NO, SOMETIMES I SAY ‘ICH MUSS DURCH DEN MONSUN….’ WHEN IT LIGHTLY RAINS
• You know all the lyrics in English and German
SURE I DO!
• You have cried or almost cried to a Tokio hotel song
A FEW OF THEM ALWAYS GET ME TEARING UP
• When watching “spring nicht” you beg bill not to jump
D:
• You love male Tokio Hotel fans
NOTHING SMEXIER… ACTUALLY, THE GUYS ARE
• You defend Tokio hotel to no end from no life haters
THEY DON’T NEED DEFENDING, THEIR MUSIC SPEAKS FOR THEMSELVES
• You’re totally convinced Tokio hotel is made up of some kind of gods
NO… BUT I ALWAYS PRAY FOR THEM… AND FOR THEM TO STOP SMOKING
• You LOVE bill’s Goldene kamera speech
LOL HEHE
• The Tokio hotel sign is EVERYWERE thanks to you
*GRINS*
• You got excited when you found out they named a tropical storm Gustav and now Bill
AWW, SAD
• You make Tokio Hotel references without noticing
UND ÄHM JA…
• Everything is a Monsoon. Even if its only windy
YES! DUH!
• In the middle of conversations you zone out, then say a random Tokio Hotel fact
*TOKIO MOMENT*
• You have thought about or have put David Hasselhoff on you’re iPod or MP3 just for Georg
NEVER, HE IS EVIL!
• You have put or thought about putting Nena on you’re iPod or MP3 just for Bill
GOT HER
YES
• You
yeah…… that’s list is true.
WOOT! I LOVE THIS!!
too lazy to respond to everything tho,
but wowwww, it’s all like 1000000000000% true!
i’m glad to see that i’m not the only one extremely obsessed!
i’m always like, "TH TH TH TH TH!!!! ;D" with my friends and they’re all like,
"STFU YOU NEED HELP!!" and i’m all like *ignores and starts singing reden happily*
LOVE THIS
and nearly all of this is true about me.
Real TH fans know how this all goes
"You believed Bill when he said that Super Mario was real"
I couldn’t stop laughing at this. Everything goes as Bill says it does. lol
LMFAO i had something like this on my facebook once i have done all of this and then some lol
oh my BILL KAULTZ XD
this is so true lol
You say “Danke Brauni” when the persons i name is not Brauni
You have named something Georg, Tom, Bill or Gustav
my plastic bottles with faces on them lmao
You know that Tom is not a pervert , he’s just Tom
lol
I love this.. I totally agree!
It’s all true..lol I watched Rette Mich like a millions times and I still wonder how they made it..XD
Eh, I used to like this band one or two years ago, before they became typical boy band sellouts, and let their label write their lyrics and take almost all the instruments out of their music and turn it electronic (but I know you guys don’t care cause they’re the best band to have ever walked to earth and whoever disagrees can go f**k themselves) :/ Don’t get me wrong, I used to be like all you guys, so I know the second you pick up the tiniest wiff of TH insulting, you explode with anger, haha.) I do thank Bill though for introducing me to one of his main influences, Placebo (which I automatically saw the resemblance between Placebo’s Pure Morning music video and TH’s Spring Nicht, but Placebo’s is years older) I remember the good ol’ TH days, and most of this stuff, but even how much you love this band you will eventually move on, it’s definite and happened/is happening with every TH fan I knew back when I was one. Don’t get TH anything tattooed anywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD
everything on that list applies to me, but then again i have been a fan for a very long time
oh wow hahah almost all of those applied to me:D lol yay gotta love Tokio Hotel:)
the one that got me the most was i honestly can not imagine my life without discovering Tokio Hotel, cuz it’s been a few years now and i am sooo happy! i feel like if i hadn’t of discovered them i would have miss out on so much knowledge, inside jokes, happiness and i wouldn’t be me, cuz they have helped inspire me to be myself and i love them to death:) hahah
WOOT WOOT TOKIO HOTEL FUR IMMER!!!! SEXY HEXY BITCHEZZZ!!!!!
Best wishes:)?maddy